The female deposits her eggs and the male fertilizes them. Oh, I'm good! Who wants a piece of me? I'll try a bite! Narrator: Having completed its perilous journey, the exhausted salmon enters the final phase of its life cycle. Stupid body! Why won't you go to that other stream? Nobody knows! Narrator: I just told you! Goodbye! It was fun maturing with you, but at this point in my life cycle, I need a mate who's within squirting distance.Ĭome on, loxy lady, it's time for us to get naughty by nature! (Sobbing): No! (Talking indistictly) Well, here goes something (Grunts) Don't make it Don't make it! Ouch! Son of a fish! Pfft. Let's go! Narrator: The urge to spawn drives the salmon inexorably toward the stream of its birth. No, it isn't! I was born in the next stream up! You're from next stream up? So am I! I can tell by the magnets in my head, or whatever. Okay, everybody do one of those three things. ![]() So how do we find our way home? Nobody knows! Narrator: Experts are unsure whether salmon navigate by memory, sense of smell, or by detecting variations in earth's magnetic field. Thus begins their 1000-mile journey back to the exact stream in which they were born. Narrator: Having reached maturity, it is time for the salmon to spawn. Really? Me too! No way! So, uh, hey I don't want to be too forward, but I'd like to mate with you in a few years when we're sexually mature. Narrator: And so the salmon reach the ocean, birthplace of all life. ![]() That's considered good for our species! Five out of ten, also nice. (Choking noises) Still, six out of ten alive. Whoa! (Screams) Salmon Hedonismbot: Oh my! (Screaming) Salmon Hedonismbot: Oh dear! (Screaming) Salmon Hedonismbot: Oh yes! This just in. Narrator: Looming ahead: Nature's waterfall, the cliff of the waters.Īh, it sure is relaxing getting swept along by this current. I reckon my boy will be right pleased when I regurgitate that into his mouth. I do look forward to cavorting in the spray. Narrator: After three years in the stream, the young salmon are ready for the arduous journey to the ocean. I'm born, baby! Narrator: The new hatchlings are known as "Fry. It all begins in a cold, freshwater stream, where the salmon eggs incubate. Narrator: Of all the creatures on earth, none has a more thrilling life cycle than the intrepid salmon. Tonight's planet: A primitive backwater known only as Earth. Copied from .uk.įuturama presents: Mutual of omicron's wild universe brought to you by mutual of omicron insuring your world, and its destruction.
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